Michael Chu trying to explain Overwatch’s convoluted ass timeline:
I’ve been dying to talk about the plot with you all day, OK? “Jesse McCree,” this name keeps coming up over and over again. Every day Jesse’s age is getting sent back to me. Jesse McCree! Jesse McCree! I look in the timeline, and this whole plot is Jesse McCree! So I say to myself, “I gotta find this guy! I gotta go up to his backstory and put his age in the guy’s goddamn canon! Otherwise, he’s never going to get confirmed and he’s going to keep aging back down here.” So I go up to Jesse’s office and what do I find out, Jeff Kaplan? What do I find out?! There is no Jesse McCree. The man does not exist, okay? So I decide, “Oh shit, buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper.” There’s no Jesse McCree? You gotta be kidding me! I got meta full of Jesse! All right. So I start marchin’ my way down to Chris Metzen in HR and I knock on his door and I say, “Metzen! Metzen! I gotta talk to you about Jesse.” And when I open the door what do I find? There’s not a single goddamn desk in that office! There…is…no…Metzen in HR.
